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SWITCHFOOT DICTIONARY
Ever hear a couple of Switchfoot fans joking about playing some 'bee and wonder what in the heck they are talking about? Wonder no more. LOBH presents the Switchfoot Dictionary, THE place to find meanings for all Switchfoot Terminology!
24 Function: Number
Switchfoot Etymology: 24 (The Beautiful Letdown)
Definition: The name of the song "24", also how old Jon was when he wrote "24".
405 Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Amateur Lovers
Definition: The entire 405 is part of the "San Diego Freeway" despite ending about 40 miles from San Diego. Interstate 405 is a heavily traveled thoroughfare by commuters and freight haulers along its entire length and has earned its place as one of the busiest and most congested freeways in the world.
It has played a crucial role in the development of dozens of cities and suburbs along its route through the Greater Los Angeles area.
4:12 Function: N/A
Switchfoot Entomology: Oh! Gravity
Definition: The time in which you wake up to roll voices over in your head.
4:12 CLAP Function: Numbers
Switchfoot Entomology: Switchfoot podcast
Definition: The clap that you do during 4:12.
805 Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Amateur Lovers
Definition: I-805, also known as the Jacob Dekema Freeway or simply, the 805, serves the San Diego metropolitan area and acts as an alternate loop route of Interstate 5.
A
AKEE! Function: Exclamation
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon's Blogs
Definition: A switchfooty replacement of "yay".
AMATUER LOVER Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Amateur Lovers (Oh! Gravity.)
Definition: 6th song from the Oh! gravity album released 2006
AMIGO-GO'S Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The webcam
Definition: The Spanish word for friends...with a slight Switchfoot twist
AMERICAN DREAM Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: American Dream (Oh! Gravity.)
Definition: 1. The ideals of freedom, equality, and opportunity traditionally held to be available to every American.
2. A life of personal happiness and material comfort as traditionally sought by individuals in the U.S.
APATHY Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon's mouth.
Definition: 1: lack of feeling or emotion: IMPASSIVENESS
2: lack of interest or concern: INDIFFERENCE
B
BANDWICH Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: LOBH Tagboards
Definition: A delicious combination of a sandwich and one of the band members. only to be admired, not consumed.
a timwich (tim) drewich (drew) jonwich (jon) romeywich (romey) or chadwich (chad) does not come with cheese, but does come with salt. avaliable while supplies last, price and participation may vary
BASS LIFT Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Switchfoot Concerts
Definition: At the end of the show when the guys are bowing, Tim always lifts his bass up in the air.
BEAUTIFUL Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Tim in Podcast #23
Definition: 1. A description of a switchfoot + relient k tour together in fall.
2. A description of a coming storm that is the result of a crazy rain dance
3. Must be expressed with much emotion preferably near crying due to extreme joy
4. Can be found in switchfoot's fourth album The Beautiful Letdown
'BEE Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Tim, Switchfoot Podcast #5
Definition: The term one uses when playing ultimate frisbee.
BLING Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: American Dream (Oh! Gravity.)
Definition: 1. A word rappers sometimes use for "jewelry," derived fromthe sound of jewelry knocking against jewelry.
2. Refers to obvious and appealing wealth.
BOARDIE Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Unknown
Definition: One who can be found on Switchfoot Message Boards.
BOB Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: 2008 Webcam Chat
Definition: BOB (Big Orange Ball) was in the studio with Switchfoot in 2008. The fams named him so for his big, orange, and ball characteristics. Often times sat upon by the guys.
BRO-AM Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: 2005 Switchfoot Bro-am
Definition:1. Like a Pro-Am of surfing, but with your "bro's" held in The San Diego Area annualy for a local charity.
2. Surfing contest could be replaced with a dodge-ball contest, with a guy in a "GORELLA" suit
C
CANADIAN IDOL Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcast Episode 19
Definition: 1. A Canadian TV show
2. An audition in a Canadian mall, where Drew attempts to show he has "half of what it takes" to be a Canadian Idol. Rhinestone cowboys may also be involved.
CHAD BUTLER Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Mr. and Mrs. Butler
Definition: The cutest drummer of the greatest band ever known to humanity.
COLOR BAR Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Oh! Gravity
Definition: Barrier preventing blacks from participating in various activities with whites.
COMPANY CAR Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Company Car (New Way to Be Human)
Definition: A motor vehicle provided by a corporation for the business use (and sometimes private) or an employee.
CONTRITION Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Daisy (Nothing is Sound)
Definition: 1. Sincere penitence or remorse.
2. Theology. sorrow for and detestation of sin with a true purpose of amendment, arising from a love of God for His own perfections (perfect contrition), or from some inferior motive, as fear of divine punishment (imperfect contrition).
CYMBAL BASHING Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Switchfoot Concerts, DSH
Definition: To grab a cymbal and beat the crap out of it.
D
DAILY FOOT Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Definition: A daily update on switchfoot during the time of their concerts.
DETS Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Switchfoot iLike page
Definition: Short for details.
DIADECTING Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Drew, Switchfoot Podcast
Definition: 1. To combine with something that is pultiplecting
2. Must be followed by a dramatic weaving of the fingers and the saying of the word "BAM!"
DISAFFECTION Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Faust, Midas & Myself (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: 1. The feeling of being alienated from other people
2. The absence or alienation of affection or goodwill
DISCONTENTED Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Burn Out Bright (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: Not content or satisfied; dissatisfied; restlessly unhappy
DON'T HURT YOUR FINGERS!
Function: Exclamation
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcast 30
Switchfoot Etymology: Burn Out Bright (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: To be said to someone (Tim) working on a roof by someone (drew) who is standing on the ground. Be sure to talk in a girly voice.
DREW SHIRLEY
Function: noun
Switchfoot Etymology: 1974
Definition: An awesome guitar player who can rip on solo's and backs Jon up during Dirty Second Hands.
DREWTIFUL
Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: 1974
Definition: A word that sounds way cooler than "beautiful"
E
ENTROPY Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Stars (Nothing Is Sound)
Definition: 1. Symbol S For a closed thermodynamic system, a quantitative measure of the amount of thermal energy not available to do work.
2. A measure of the disorder or randomness in a closed system.
3. A measure of the loss of information in a transmitted message.
4. The tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity.
5. Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society.
F
FANGIRL Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: The exact opposite of a famgirl
FAM Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Switchfoot in an interview
Definition: Like a fan, but more so. short for family.
FAMGIRL Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: The exact opposite of a fangirl. Fangirls are there because the guys are cute and they don't learn the songs or the facts or... anything.
Famgirls respect that the guys are married but still appreciate their good looks. they also learn about the songs and the facts and...everything. :)
FAUST Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Faust, Midas & Myself (Oh! Gravity.)
Definition: 1. A magician and alchemist in German legend who sells his soul to the devil in exchange for power and knowledge.
2. There was a historical Faust who traveled widely performing magic, referred to the devil as his crony, and had a wide reputation for evil.
FOREMAN Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Daddy Foreman
Definition: 1. A person in charge of a group {of workers}
2. A man who chairs and speaks for a jury. {ironic! jon writes the lyrics and talks the most ;)}
3. The great Tim Foreman
4. The great Jon Foreman
FOREMAN FEVER Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The fams, LOBH Tagboard
Definition: The sudden experiencing of rapid heartbeat, sweaty hands, quickened breathing, giggling, and blushing that accompanies viewing a particularly nice picture of Jon and/or Tim. Is deemed unbecoming to fams, as it is rather fangirly, and is permitted only on occasion.
G
GHOSTIE Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The webcam
Definition: The nickname given to the much-loved Mr. Tim Palmer, Switchfoot's producer for their album "Oh! Gravity", during the webcam days when his real name was, at the time, unknown.
Derived from the name Ghost Guy that was given to him during the first webcam, when only a guy in a white shirt could be seen from time to time.
Also known for his dancing skills.
GOLDEN CHILD Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Golden (Nothing Is Sound)
Definition: 1. Part of a Switchfoot song
2 A perfect child
3. Highly talented and favored; destined for success
GONE Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Gone (The Beautiful Letdown)
Definition: Departed; left. Also the name of song #8 on Switchfoot's 2003 CD, 'Beautiful Letdown'.
GORELLA Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Feet Don't Fail Me Now DVD
Definition: A pronunciation (gor-el-uh) of the way Jon and Tim say gorilla.
GRAVITY Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Various Switchfoot CDs
Definition: 1. The force of attraction by which terrestrial bodies tend to fall toward the center of the earth.
2. Heaviness or weight.
3. The natural force of attraction between any two massive bodies
GUITAR HERO Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcast 17, Daily Foot, Awakening video
Definition: A game played with a plastic guitar, on a playstation.
It has proved to be as addictive to the American population as well as our favorite rock band.
H
HAHHY Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Drew, Podcast 29
Definition: A Drew-ified version of the word 'happy,' said when unable to properly
HANDS OF A STURDY PLASTIC Function: Adjective, Phrase
Switchfoot Etymology: Tim, Podcast 29
Definition: 1. a phrase used to describe Drew's drum playing skills
2. Not quite steel
HIP-HOP-OPOTOMIS Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon
Definition: nother name for Drew Shirley given because of his rap skills.
I
IN-N-OUT BURGER Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Interviews
Definition: 1. A privately owned and operated fast food restaurant chain in the Western United States.
Founded in 1948 and headquartered in Irvine, California, In-N-Out Burger has since expanded to Arizona and Nevada.
The restaurant chain has developed a loyal customer base by maintaining a simple menu of high-quality
hamburgers and french fries made to order with fresh ingredients.
2. One of Switchfoot's favorite fast food places.
INTERSECTION Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Faust, Midas and Myself
Definition: A point where two things cross or overlap
J
THE JAM Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcasts 21 & 23
Definition: 1. Anything that is, in Andrew Shirley's opinion, awesome, crazy, or worthy of note.
JEROME FONTAMILLAS Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: unknown
Definition: 1. Radest Keyboardist/Guitarist/Vocalist there is.
2. The finest human being on the planet.
JONATHAN FOREMAN Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: 1976
Definition: 1. Jon Foreman is the lead singer/ guitar player for Switchfoot.
2. A brilliant mind with a calling towards music: writing inspiring lyrics, and who's knowledge over how to use a guitar is amazing. He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others. In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman.
THE JUMP-OFF Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcast 21
Definition: 1. (see "The Jam")
K
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L
LAMENT Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Yesterdays.
Definition: 1. To express sorrow, mourning, or regret for often demonstratively
2. To regret strongly
LAND OF BROKEN HEARTS Function: Proper Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Golden (Nothing Is Sound)
Definition:1. From the song Golden
2. The best switchfoot famsite out there! :)
LAND OF THE FREE Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Dirty Second Hands (Oh! Gravity.)
Definition: 1. lyrics in DSH; Land of the free, and the home of the remedy 2. From a line in The Star-Spangled Banner
LETDOWN Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The Beautiful Letdown
Definition: Disillusionment, discouragement, or disappointment
LIFE COACH
Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcasts
Definition: Jerome's outstanding ability to be a cowbell/life coach.
LONGJON Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The LOBH boards
Definition: 1. A nickname for Jon Foreman
2. If spelled differently, it refers to undergarments.
M
MAST Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Faust, Midas & Myself (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: 1. Nautical- A tall vertical spar that rises from the keel or deck of a sailing vessel to support the sails and the standing and running rigging.
2. A captain's mast.
MIDAS Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Faust, Midas & Myself (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: 1. The fabled king of Phrygia to whom Dionysus gave the power of turning to gold all that he touched.
2. In classical Greek mythology, a king who was granted one wish by the god Dionysus. Greedy for riches, Midas wished that everything he touched would turn to gold. He soon regretted his request.
When he tried to eat, his food became inedible metal; when he embraced his daughter, she turned into a golden statue.
On the instruction of Dionysus, he washed in a river and lost his touch of gold.
MILWAUKEE Function: Noun, Exclamation
Switchfoot Etymology: 2006 Switchfoot Interview with Total Axxess
Definition: 1. The largest city in the state of Wisconsin, known for its music festivals and many major breweries.
2. Chad's favorite place to play a show
3. An interjection to be used during moments of awkward silence, or to avoid answering a question.
"Milwaukeeeee!!"
MONKEY ON MY BACK Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Switchfootage 2
Definition: 1. The tactic that Chad uses to warm up his hands for the drums before a show while simultaneously giving one of the guys a back-massage.
THE MOTOR-BOAT Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Let Your Love Be Strong (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: 1. A vexing problem or burden, as in "This project has proved to be a monkey on my back--
there seems to be no end to it." Both usages allude to being unable to shake off the animal from one's back.
MOUTHBROW Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcast 15
Definition: Chad's version of a mustache.
MUSIC COASTER Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Drew Shirley in Switchfoot Video Podcast 9
Definition: A place where there will be roller coasters and concerts.
N
NEW CLEAR BONG Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Drew, Podcast 29
Definition: Something that you cannot hear when you are getting ear molds taken.
NINJA Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Feet Don't Fail Me Now
Definition: Tim's secret talent.
NONSENSICAL Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: 4:12 (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: 1. Words or language having little or no sense or meaning.
2. Conduct, action, etc., that is senseless, foolish, or absurd
3. Impudent, insubordinate, or otherwise objectionable behavior
4. Something absurd or fatuous
Example: I began to believe that all we are is material, it's nonsensical.
O
OH Function: Interjection, Noun, Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Oh! Gravity
Definition: 1. Used to express strong emotion, such as surprise, fear, anger, or pain.
2. The exclamation "oh."
3. Oh! Gravity
Oh My Jon, La!!! Function: Exclamation
Switchfoot Etymology: 4/8/08 SF Indy concert
Definition: 1. Switchfoot-ified version of "Oh my gosh!!!"
2. Used when discussing something so radzilla, such as a Switchfoot concert: i.e., "Oh My Jon, La! That concert was AMAZING!!!!!"
3. Could also be used when expressing excited disbelief ("La" is Arabic word for "No"): i.e., "Oh My Jon, LA!!!! Switchfoot is coming back to Indy this year?!?! AKEE!!!!!!!!"
It's acceptable to substitute any other Switchfoot band members' name (Tim, Chad, Drew, or Romey) for Jon's name in the phrase, if you so wish.
ONES AND ZEROES Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Awakening (Oh! Gravity)
Definition: 1. Quoted by Jon Foreman when talking about an album
2. Lyrics in Awakening
OOD Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcast #31
Definition:1. Something Jon's not into.
2. In close relation with Food
P
PARALYSIS Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon, Podcast 3
Definition: 1: Complete or partial loss of function especially when involving the motion or sensation in a part of the body
2: Loss of the ability to move
3: A state of powerlessness or incapacity to act
PENITENT Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Stars
Definition: Feeling or expressing humble or regretful pain or sorrow for sins or offenses.
PIERCED SOUL Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Timalicious experience
Definition: 'I feel like the wind's piercing my soul.' - said Tim on a surfing trip in wales. And it really was.
PENCIL-VEIN-YEAH Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon's MySpace blog
Definition: A certain state on the east coast
PENTAGON Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Oh! Gravity
Definition: A polygon of five angles and five sides
PLAID NINJA Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: LOBH Boards
Definition: A ninja with a switchfooty touch.
PODCAST Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: 06 Spring Tour
Definition: 1. An audio broadcast
2. A hilarious and entertaining video of randomness starring Jon, Tim, Chad, Jerome, and Drew
PODLAND Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon, Podcast 3
Definition: A land where people watch podcasts.
POST CONCERT DEPRESSION Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Jeanna and Stacee :)
Definition: That depressed feeling that you get after you attend a Switchfoot show. Symptoms include sadness, apathy, distress, depression when listening to Switchfoot songs,tearfulness, acute loneliness, missing the Switchfoot guys, withdrawal from friends and family, loss of interest in non-Switchfoot activities, grouchiness, anger, sorrow and the desire to create a time machine.
PCD is commonly identified by the five stages of grief that the Switchfoot fan deals with following the concert:
+ Denial (The concert CAN'T be over! It was too short!)
+ Anger (Why don't I get to go to more concerts? Why aren't my parents willing to drive me across country to see Switchfoot? WHY OH LORD, WHY???)
+ Bargaining (Maybe if I promise to get all A's, be nice to my little sister and help old ladies across the street my parents will take me to another concert!)
+ Depression (Nothing matters anymore. MEANINGLESS! Everything is meaningless.)
+ Acceptance (There will be more concerts to go to in the future. Switchfoot will be back...or they'd better be if they know what's good for them.)
POTW DANCE Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Claire from the tagboards
Definition: 1. The photo of the week dance is a variation of the updates dance.
2. Much like the timmy shimmy
PULTIPLECTING Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Drew, Podcast 6
Definition: 1. To combine with something that is diadecting
2. Must be followed by a dramatic weaving of the fingers and the saying of the word "BAM!"
3. A Drew discovery
PULTIPLECTION Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Drew
Definition: One of many SF pre-show rituals, usually preformed immediatly before the rubbing of animal blood on ones self. Used by the awesome only.
PROFESSIONAL Function: Adjective, Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Amateur Lovers (Oh! Gravity.)
Definition: 1. A person who is expert at his or her work
2. Following an occupation as a means of livelihood or for gain
Q
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R
RADZILLA Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Drew Shirley
Definition: Used to describe something totally cool, according to Drew Shirley.
REDEMPTION Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Redemption (The Beautiful Letdown)
Definition: 1. An act of redeeming or the state of being redeemed.
2. Deliverance; rescue.
3. Theology. Deliverance from sin; salvation.
4. Atonement for guilt.
ROCKUS Function: adverb
Switchfoot Etymology: Tim's words
Definition: Switchfoot describes their music as ROCKUS, which is indeed true.
ROMEY DANCE Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Jerome, Switchfoot Podcast
Definition: 1. The dance of jumping and leaping with arms in constant motion.
2. expression of the moods of Jerome through dance
ROSEN Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Tim, Switchfootage 2
Definition: 1. To have risen
2. Tim Foreman's version of 'risen'.
S
SARNIA Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Switchfoot Video Podcast 9
Definition: 1. A place in Canada.
2. Known as the Chronicles of Sarnia, Canada.
SETLIST SUDOKU Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon in the Switchfootage 2 DVD
Definition: A mind logic game where you must not repeat the same song in the boxes featured on the paper.
Very similar to regular sodoku except there are Switchfoot songs instead of numbers.
SmileyJon Syndrome
Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: LOBH boardies
Definition:1. Where one is looking at pictures of Jon smiling and cannot help but to smile along with him.
2. Many times happens subconsciously
SOUND Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Happy Is A Yuppie Word (Nothing Is Sound)
Definition: 1. Having no defect as to truth, justice, wisdom, or reason;
2. In good condition, substantial, untroubled
3. Competent, sensible, or valid
4. Free from moral defect or weakness; upright, honest, or good
5. Nothing Is Sound
THE SOUND QUESTION Function: phrase
Switchfoot Etymology: the studio webcam
Definition: 1. When any person ask the question if there is sound on the webcam.
2.When Jeanna tends to take anger out by using a pencil as a weapon.
THE SPAMMER SONG Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: the studio webcam
Definition: 1.1. A song that is sung when a spammer hits the webcam chat. (Goes something like "oh spammer, I want to hit you with a hammer")
SURREALITY Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The Daily Foot
Definition: Switchfoot uses this term to describe the surreal things that happen on tour ....the great ones, the unbelieveables.
SWITCHFOOT Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon, Tim, Chad
Definition: 1. A surfing term used when you jump on your board and go the opposite direction.
2. To gain a different perspecitive
SWITCHFOOTAGE Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Switchfootage(DVD)
Definition: 1.Switchfoot's first DVD entitled Switchfootage: A Film About Switchfoot By Switchfoot,
which took several years to release. it was later followed by it's sequal, Switchfootage 2: Making Gravity.
2. Any video footage of the band Switchfoot.
SWITCHFOOTOPIA Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: The ultimate utopia of Switchfoot space
SWITCHFOOTY Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: To describe something that is a like Switchfoot; a Switchfoot likeness.
SWITCHFOOT FRIDAY Function: Holiday
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: The first friday in every month where Switchfoot fans dress in Switchfoot merch, talk about Switchfoot, listen to Switchfoot, and purchase Switchfoot things.
SWITCHFOOT GIGGLES Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans, LOBH Tagboards
Definition: When you are either thinking about Switchfoot or talking about Switchfoot with other Switchfoot lovers... and you start giggling for no apparent reason.
SWITCHFOOT GOGGLES Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: Once you put on the Switchfoot Goggles, all your thoughts/viewpoints become switchfootified.
THE SWITCHFOOT LOOK Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: The look that you get in your eyes after you're done watching podcasts/being on LOBH/something else that's Switchfooty.
THE SWITCHFOOT SONG SYNDROME Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: Switchfoot Song Syndrome (SSS) is the inability to be able to drag yourself away from a Switchfoot song. for example, if it is 10:00 at night and you are listening to your iPod on shuffle and you are casually flipping through the songs, if you find one (or a few) Switchfoot songs in a row, you HAVE to listen to them. even if you are tired and you have to get up early the next day.
SWITCHTASTIC Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans, LOBH Tagboards
Definition: Like fantastic, but more so.
SPINNING WHEEL OF DEATH Function: Noun Switchfoot Etymology: Podcast 31
Definition: A place where you can leave with a smile on your face.
T
TE HASS Function: Location
Switchfoot Etymology: Jon's blog
Definition: Jon's take on the pronunciation of the word Texas.
TIM FOREMAN Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: 1979
Definition: 1. The coolest bass player in the world.
2. Jon Foreman's little brother.
TIMALICIOUS Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: The fans
Definition: Something that looks like a Tim thing, Tim-full.
Example: "That hair cut is very Timalicious!"
TIMBIT Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The LOBH boards
Definition: Another name for Tim. In addition to Timmy, Tiny Tim and any other things you may call him. Refers to his itty-bittyness.
TIMMYINPLAIDYDISEASE Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: The LOBH tagboards
Definition: A weakness for Tim in plaid that makes even the hardcore fans go fangirly if just for a moment.
TIMMY SHIMMY Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: The Cheat
Definition: A jazz dance preformed by Tim Foreman, that is characterized by the shaking of the hips as one slides across the room.
TOOKEN Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Tim in the Live In San Diego DVD
Definition: To seize or capture, notoriously known as Tim's version of "taken"
U
ULTIMATE FRISBEE ACADEMY Function: Place
Switchfoot Etymology: Podcasts
Definition: The place where all the guys from Switchfoot to play and pratice ultimate frisbee.
UNAMIMOUS(LY) Function: Noun
Switchfoot Etymology: Let Your Love Be Strong (Oh! Gravity.)
Definition: Of one mind; in complete agreement; agreed.
UPDATE DANCE
Function: Noun/Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: LOBH Tagboard
Definition: Dance performed out of delight and joy that LOBH has been updated with all manner of wonderful Switchfooty news.
V
VITAMIN WATER GRUNT Function: Verb
Switchfoot Etymology: Chad, Podcast 1
Definition: After taking a dramatic "swig" of Vitamin Water, you must make a "grunting" noise.
W
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X
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Y
YUPPIE Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Happy is a Yuppie Word (Nothing Is Sound)
Definition: A young urban proffesional.
Z
ZZZ Function: Adjective
Switchfoot Etymology: Feet Don't Fail Me Now
Definition: The sound Chad makes when he falls asleep.
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